She's baaaaaaack!

Does anyone read this anymore? I know, it's been forever. And things have changed. I have changed. I'm a little older, a lot wiser (well, I hope, anyways), and I have really missed writing this blog.

This is me, nearly nine months after going through a very. messy. breakup. I met him not long after PR Guy, and I honestly believed he was "the one". How very wrong I was. We lived together for about two years, I was blindsided by the end of the relationship, and I think he may have cheated on me...but the story of 'F*cktard: The financially-challenged alcoholic with a small dick' will have to wait until another time.

I get my revenge in my own ways.

I guess it's time I got back on the proverbial horse. Once I'm done posting this, my next step is to put up a couple of online profiles and start this dating process all over again. And although the thought actually makes me kinda nauseous, this time is going to be different. My motto: nevermind the bullshit. I know who I am, where I'm going, and what I want. Any guy who doesn't meet my expectations gets cut. Immediately.

And while I'm busy getting back in the dating game, I have stories that I never finished telling: Jesus Crusher, The Troll, The Jackrabbit...

Here we go...




  1. Anonymous9:40 PM

    I'm so glad you are back! I have missed your blog immensely.
    It is also nice to see that I am not the only 29 year old who is part of this game called 'dating'.
    Looking forward to your upcoming stories!

  2. Anonymous10:17 PM

    I'm excited!!