2.27.2006

Disposing of The Lawyer

So I managed to ignore The Lawyer for about a week, but I know he was waiting to talk to me because he would sit online until I shut my computer down (thanks little brother for the new MSN that allows me to hide!). When he started sending me text messages at lunch asking me to come online, I knew it was time to write "The E-Mail":

(names have been left out to protect the assholes, although I'm not sure why I'm bothering),

Sorry I haven't been around, but things have been crazy busy at work.

And now I need to be honest with you...

I had a good time on our last date but unfortunately I don't see things going in the direction you would like them to go in. I need to put an end to this now, because although you're a great guy and I've appreciated your friendship, that is as far as my feelings go. There is just not enough chemistry between us for things to continue.

I hope you can understand and respect my feelings. I wish you the best of luck and I hope you find what you're looking for.

Take care,

Redhead


And this was his reply:


Um..ok.

I just wish that things didn't get this far and stuff. It would have been nice to know before. You kinda got my hopes up when I got back from vacation. And I hope you're not holding back for the wrong reasons.

You do what you need to do. If there isn't enough between us, there isn't much I can do.

I'm not shocked by your words, but a little surprised at the timing. Maybe this is my fault for holding back so much when we went out. It was me talking it slow like you wanted. You should have had the respect to tell me this in person. I expected more from you. Emailling me this is lame and uncaring. You're not that kind of person.

Anyways, I'm around if you have a change of heart.

Uhm...WHAT? I have a few problems with this:

1. I just wish that things didn't get this far and stuff. Get this far? We never even made out or anything! Two quick kisses, that's it...dude, get over it.
2. Maybe this is my fault for holding back so much when we went out. If asking me for tongue was "holding back", I'd hate to see what wasn't. Ick.
3. You should have had the respect to tell me this in person. I expected more from you. Emailling me this is lame and uncaring. Three dates does NOT constitute and in-person breakup. And guess what moron? I DON'T care - hence the e-mail.

I think it's safe to say I won't be having a change of heart.

NEXT!

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